Sometimes its all about the ZAZZ!!
Humorous
at-least i thought it was funny
Karma??
Sep 6th
Leaving a fake email address when leaving a comment is kind of pointless because the system logs you IP address, and with that it takes a whole 3 minutes to find out where the comment came from.
So to the very very adult person who is so over me that they have to lurk, read and comment on my blog…
My knee issues aren’t karma. They were caused by an injury i suffered and didn’t get fixed for 10 years. I would also like to point out that I was in the most pain while a certain thief was living with me. Since a certain thief moved out I have had very little pain, I sleep through the night, and I ride my bike everyday.
I’m not perfect and i have made mistakes but at least I realize them and don’t blame other people for everything bad that happens to me. You are the direct cause of all the drama and issues in your life and until you realize that you will constantly live in this chaotic drama filled existence.
Wrap up
Sep 3rd
Past Few Months:
1.) 2nd Knee Surgery
2.) Pigmented Villonodular Synovitis
3.) Trivia every thursday with friends.
4.) Trip to Philly to see the sights and drown in amazing food
5.) Movies almost every Sunday.
6.) Riding my bike almost every night (either for distance or for tricks)
Future:
1.) Rheumatology Appointment (today)
2.) Louis C.K. front row
3.) Starting my right arm sleeve
4.) Continuing to go to Trivia on Thursdays, the movies on Sunday, and riding my bike every chance i can get.
5.) Attempt to go to more shows… possibly a midnight movie or two
6.) Working up the courage to attempt something i have wanted to do since i was kid.
Louis C.K.
Jun 30th
Last night Louis C.K. had his new show debut on FX. I have to say I haven’t laughed that hard at TV in a very long time. It’s only 2 episode in and I really can’t wait for the DVD of it to come out.
Louis has always been one of my favorite comics and one of the only comics to ever make me laugh so that I couldn’t catch my breath. He is a fringe comic like David Cross or Patton Oswalt so his topics and jokes arnt the normal “what’s the deal with airline food?” that you get from most comics.
He had a show on showtime but I think that failed because no one has showtime and not because it’s wasn’t very very funny. This show on fx should survive, especially since the lead in is Rescue Me.
Anyway watch it next Tuesday or online. You won’t be disappointed.
mmmm housing scams
May 6th
this is an email i got in response to my inquiry about a craigslist ad titled: 2br – 2Bedroom Apartment For Rent… (Cambridge)
Hello,
It is a great pleasure that you are interested in my apartment and it is my gladness to hearing from you.I am the owner of the house you are making inquiry of.Actually I resided in the apartment with my family before, and presently we had packed due to my transfer from my church and i am on a missionary to West Africa and presently my apartment is still available for rent for $800 USD including the utilities like hydro,washer and security.Pls i want you to note that i am a kind and honest man and also i spent a lot on my property that i want to give you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own,i want you to keep it tidy all the time .I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word.i do not have anybody in the state rigth now that is why i am with the keys and papers of the apartment with me hear in west africa,so please i want you to send me your pictures so that i can see the tenant that want to maintain my house for me.. You can reach me on +234-805-799-8529 or
011-+234-85-799-8529.
SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT
APPLICATION FORM RENT
APPLICATION FORM.
PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF
Full Name__________________________________________________ Home Phone
( ) ________________________
Date of Birth_________________________________
Other Phone ( ) ___________________
Current Address_______________________________Apt#________
City__________________ State______ Zip________
Reasons for Leaving____________________________Rent $__________Phone (
) ____________________________
Are you married____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
Do you have a pet____________________________
Do you have a car____________________________
Occupation____________________________House Address
169 Monsignor OBrien Highway Cambridge, MA
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the key to you,please we are giving you all this base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we do not see yet and only putting everything intoGods hand,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this
Do people actually fall for this crap?? some one looking for an apartment is dumb enough to go “wow that sounds like an amazing opportunity. Sign me up and here is all my credit info!”
Look at the map as to where the address is.
the best thing next to brian fellows
Oct 8th
I can’t stop laughing at this. It is second best in the talking to animals category when you compare it to Brian Fellows.
That bird is a LIAR!!!
