mmmm housing scams

this is an email i got in response to my inquiry about a craigslist ad titled: 2br – 2Bedroom Apartment For Rent… (Cambridge) Hello, It is a great pleasure that you are interested in my apartment and it is my gladness to hearing from you.I am the owner of the house you are making inquiry of.Actually I resided in the apartment with my family before, and presently we had packed due to my transfer from my church and i am on a...

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the best thing next to brian fellows

I can’t stop laughing at this. It is second best in the talking to animals category when you compare it to Brian Fellows. That bird is a...

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leg update

saw my doctor today, he was a little bummed he didn’t get the Tom Brady referral. i thought it was cool he was on the short list of people. the good news is that i don’t have to wear a brace 24/7 anymore. you have no idea how irritating and cumbersome it is to have to wear one all day and then while you sleep. I’m ahead of the game for only being 30 days since the surgery. I almost knocked a lady out at the Ryan...

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Girl, let me buy you a drank.

sunday @ Highland mountain bike park I ate it in a weird way and tweaked my knee and pulled a bunch of leg muscles. It’s not that bad and has been getting better but it made me finally man up and make a doctor’s appointment to have my knee’s looked at. So I’ll hopefully find out tuesday what’s wrong with my right knee and why it hurts and locks up all the time. DRANK, The anti-energy drink sound like a...

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face meet dirt, dirt say hello to face

Saturday my face kissed a dirt jump. It was pretty dam sexy if you ask me, we totally made out. My handle bars tried to get to second base but i was being prude, so instead they tried to travel to the quickest way to a mans heart… my stomach. I was dirt jumping with Fitzy… we’ll trying to.. and even though i had already crashed once i was attempting to hit the 2nd set in the group of jumps and well… i just...

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christmas salad

I went to see Patton Oswalt on monday night with Tim. We decided to go kind of at the last minute and i really needed to laugh. Patton did all new material, except for Death bed… The bed that kills people. He talked about getting a salad as a christmas present and that the phrase “Christmas Salad” could be used describe a bad sexual position or an awful situation… “honey this marriage isn’t working,...

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Ultimate Warrior

i needed this today. THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!

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Side jobs and Side life

Halo 3… i need to devote more time to it. I’m only a Lieutenant, Grade 1. I’m really loving the Stat tracking, every kill, every death, all online for the world to see. I’m actually a little frustrated that something like 5 new video games have come out this month that i really really want to sit down and play. So little money… So little time. I did a side job (not 100% done yet) the weekend before last,...

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hooked on audio-phonics worked for me.

During the last 2 weeks in december I was faced with a whole lot of boredom filled driving. Howard Stern was on vacation, i was sick of the music i had on my ipod and felt i needed a change in my listening habits. On a whim i decided to check Audible.com and low and behold…. they released the 2 Chuck Palahniuk books i hadn’t read, Invisible Monsters and Survivor. So i downloaded them and flew threw them. Loved every moment...

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