30 is the new…

Nothing….. 30 isn’t the new anything. Don’t let anyone fool you. 30 is not the new 20, 30 is not the new black. You’re not young, you’re not hip, you don’t know what’s popping on the streets. You shouldn’t want to. If your not already, 30 is the time to become cynical, to look at these young wiper snappers and scoff. Shake you fist at them in anger and resentment. Stand outside your...

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“Where is the Parade?? “

“Parade of cunts your a float in…” Tonight at the Wilber theater i’ll be laughing till i cry at this man. Funniest comedian on the planet. He has also coined my new motto. “Stupidity, Self hatred, Further...

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Hockey Season

Last night I headed over to the garden to watch the Bruins rookie game. we sat in the luxury boxes while enjoying a free hot dog and soda. mmmmmmmmmm hot dog…… Anyway the game was great, lots of hits, some fights, great saves, a hat trick and some blood on the ice (thought that was from the bruins). It was a great way to kick off the hockey season. I’m really excited to go see some more games, rock my jersey,...

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video from before the knife

Rye Airfield Vidder from Fitzy on...

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christmas salad

I went to see Patton Oswalt on monday night with Tim. We decided to go kind of at the last minute and i really needed to laugh. Patton did all new material, except for Death bed… The bed that kills people. He talked about getting a salad as a christmas present and that the phrase “Christmas Salad” could be used describe a bad sexual position or an awful situation… “honey this marriage isn’t working,...

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born in hearts, etched in cold

I watched The Godfather and the Godfather part 2 like 4 times this weekend, it was marathon on tv…. i forget which channel. Then i went and hung with my godson Luke, and i taught him 2 new things. How to make a fart noise with his mouth and how to hit your chest like tarzan and change your voice. Man I am good with kids. Monday night i went with Becca and some of her friends to karaoke for her birthday. I did not sing but it was...

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