Sometimes its all about the ZAZZ!!
Friends
christmas salad
May 14th
I went to see Patton Oswalt on monday night with Tim. We decided to go kind of at the last minute and i really needed to laugh. Patton did all new material, except for Death bed… The bed that kills people. He talked about getting a salad as a christmas present and that the phrase “Christmas Salad” could be used describe a bad sexual position or an awful situation… “honey this marriage isn’t working, it’s just a big Christmas Salad.” He also described how you get dumbed down by jet blue while flying, you watch the dumbest shows like flavor of love and eat crap food. when you get off the plane your like (using his best retard voice) ” i was flying in da air. Da man in da helmet was yelling at pussy”.
After laughing our balls off tim and i hit up Spikes which is always great. It was defiantly a good night and a much needed escape.
born in hearts, etched in cold
Jan 31st
I watched The Godfather and the Godfather part 2 like 4 times this weekend, it was marathon on tv…. i forget which channel. Then i went and hung with my godson Luke, and i taught him 2 new things. How to make a fart noise with his mouth and how to hit your chest like tarzan and change your voice. Man I am good with kids.
Monday night i went with Becca and some of her friends to karaoke for her birthday. I did not sing but it was a very fun time.
Yesterday I went riding for the first time in 2 weeks. I tried to push it really hard but it busy and i didnt get a ton of runs in, landed a nice 270… thats about it.
My song of the week, that i found myself belting out in my car, is 198d by At the Drive in. Here are the lyrics.
